Dude! You need a tick-tacchh~

 

I’m in love with Jeff Dunham and Peanut.

If you don’t know, watch this:

I have a special affinity for Peanut because that’s exactly how I act 95% of the time.

The scene above is an everyday conversation between myself and my poor husband.

I’m particularly talented with epic, slow motion movements. Dunnnhaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.