When I’m traveling outside the USA, I try very hard to fit in with the locals.
I’m sure that we don’t fool too many people, but we have never had anyone suggest
that we were American. People have thought that we were French or Australian (not sure
if this is a positive sign.)
Anyway, I think that the idea of the “ugly American” has really started to diminish,
as each of us has become more aware of how outrageous some of our compatriots
have been in the past. I think Americans are more low-key and polite than ever before.
However, we did see several quintessential ugly Americans in all their glory: Graphic T’s,
Flip flops (and crocs), jeans, “fanny” packs, water bottles, baseball caps, tennis shoes, glitter,
parkas, video cameras, back packs, loud mouths, and money belts.
Yes. Money belts. Sorry Rick Steves, this is where I completely disagree with you.
Money belts are easy to spot, and immediately mark you as a tourist. And I’m not about to
lift up my dress to get out a £10.
Seriously? I don’t get this one.
Enough about the money belt.
Overall these ugly Americans were few and far, and I was impressed that I never
witnessed any embarrassing situations, especially in France.
Even though I did my chameleon-best to fit in en France, I still felt like a gangly, pubescent
teenager around the French. Kind of like a Retriever puppy, all feet.
You are probably wondering what made me decide to write this post.
Click This. That is why I am writing this post.
#1 There are several people on this message board who pack their oldest, rattiest underwear
when they travel to Europe, so that they can throw it away as they go.
Really? What if you are sitting at a quaint Parisian cafe and the waiter accidently
drops the flaming Crème Brulee in your lap.
I’m sure that you really want all of Paris to see your ratty Hanes.
Furthermore, how much extra space will you actually gain by throwing away your underwear?
#2 Another poster writes that they gain space by throwing away their entire outfit after they wear it.
They go on to say how much the hotel maids love the leftover clothes.
Unbelievable.
I’m pretty sure the poorest European worker wouldn’t want to be caught dead in JcPenney Sales Rack.
(Although I did find an awesome jacket a few months ago.)
There are reasons why women dream of wearing Christian Louboutin and not Crocs.
It is so condescending to assume that you are somehow doing a hotel maid a favor by
throwing her your scraps. This is ugly American to the core.
I read some figures awhile back that stated that many Italian women spend up to 60% of their income
on clothes. They are known for ditching entire wardrobes as soon as the latest season is released.
While I think this percentage is probably a bit off, it still reminds us that Europeans don’t
want our ratty clothes and underwear!
So gross!
I said all that to say this:
Keep your panties on, leave your flip flops at home, and don’t smile all the time. It’s weird.
Oh, and don’t play with your food in Europe.
Just at home with your hubby:
Unless you are eating Haggis in Scotland, and then it is perfectly acceptable:
