03 February, 2012
Dear Friday Letters (Not to be confused with last week's)
Dear Karmann Ghia I can't wait until I own you, or one of your creamy colored brothers. Just a few more years and I will be driving you to work every day. I told my Father-in-law to keep an eye out for you. Welcome to the brotherhood of VW's in our family.
Dear Blog This is the first time I've used the Blogger publisher in almost a year. My computer was swiped clean and now I have to start from scratch. Starting from scratch on Windows Vista is like having a tooth pulled. I dream of Windows Live Writer in my sleep.
Dear Week I can't remember when I've had a crappier week that I survived with more dignity. Shoulders back, chin up, and nose in the air.
Dear Bathroom [Me: "What's that furry thing growing behind the trashcan?"] [Toilet: "Just me."]
Dear Ancestors Thank You for making me Swiss. It's that sense of calm that I need to make it through a class where most students resort to smoking, drinking, and cursing for survival. (Maybe my professor is trying to build his own crew of pirates?)
Dear Ham from somewhere in Virginia I think you gave me a mild case of food poisoning.
Dear Victoria Secret Quit sending me cards for free thongs. It's winter, I want granny panties right now. Preferably flannel.
Dear Mom Thank You for the amazing lip gloss. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2fCXUKz2lg&feature=related Artistry Light Up Lip Gloss